You surviving the open bar?
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I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Less talking, more tequila
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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