The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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