just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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