So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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