If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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