this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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