i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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