So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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