I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
