For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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