There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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