lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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