But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Drake has all the answers
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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