Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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