The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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