as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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