whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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