Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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