People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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