Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I got inside last night via doggy door
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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