haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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