do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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