I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize