The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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