Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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