Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Mom said you looked used
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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