You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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