Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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