Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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