You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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