well I can't set my house on fire every night
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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