Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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