thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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