I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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