Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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