i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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