if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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