loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You pole danced in your parka.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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