check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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