So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Randomize
