Your mouth is God's brothel.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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