I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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