Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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