some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i think my mom watched the whole time
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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