David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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