I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
