i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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