is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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