only if we run a train.
done.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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