new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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