you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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