he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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