Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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