how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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