How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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