He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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