jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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