Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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