problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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