Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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