I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You ate ashes out of my bong
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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