Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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